SinkingToTheBott0m

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.Sydney
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.Crawl to the mirror and see all that you’ve become, a grim reflection of all the things that you've done.

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

kushandwizdom

b1ackandwh1t3w0r1d everythingiwishedfor

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

weavemunchers everythingiwishedfor

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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contraception everythingiwishedfor

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet everythingiwishedfor

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

australiansanta everythingiwishedfor

podalecki nolitasfairytale

skiinnysuicide:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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astoldbygengar sorry

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lolsofunny:

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mishnjay nolitasfairytale

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missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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